The Valentine Scrooge

It’s February again, lovers will celebrate

Hoping everything will be on their side, even fate

Chocolates will be a fad

Flowers will be in demand

Lovers will rejoice

But not the Valentine Scrooge

 

Love is in the air

Celebrations are  everywhere

Partners will be extra sweet

It will be obvious on the streets

Lovers will rejoice

But not the Valentine Scrooge

 

People stay positive

In love, they still put their beliefs

Love will conquer everything

Is this a wishful thinking?

Lovers will rejoice

But not the Valentine Scrooge

 

Fairytales start with ‘once upon a time’

And ends with ‘they live happily ever after’

But it’s an infamous line

For someone who’s been left behind

The Valentine Scrooge ‘lived happily ever after’

Once upon his clueless time

 

Is the Valentine Scrooge too ugly?

Does anybody thinks he’s lovely?

He won’t dress up to the nines

Just to hear creative lies

He makes poems and sings love songs

He’s been waiting for so long

 

The Valentine Scrooge does not need to be in love

But admits that he sometimes sobs

He believes that nuthin’ lasts forever

Love will just make him sober

For when love gets out of hand

It is mistaken for somethin’ grand

 

This person once said,

‘Love is an excuse for people to get laid’

Is it too late?

Will he shy away forever from this date?

For the record, he doesn’t hate

But being alone is the Valentine Scrooge’s fate

You Say, I Say

You Say: I want someone who gets noticed.

I Say: I want someone who notices me.

You Say: I want someone who makes me feel hot.

I Say: I want someone who makes me feel special.

You Say: I want someone who pleases me in bed.

I Say: I want someone who can say ‘please’ and ‘thank you.’

You Say: I want someone who’s the envy of the crowd.

I Say: I want someone who doesn’t care about envy.

You Say: I want someone who brings me to cloud nine.

I Say: I want someone who sits with me and point to the clouds.

You Say: I want someone who lives in a mansion.

I Say: I want someone who never leaves me.

You Say: I want someone who stands out.

I Say: I want someone who stands beside me no matter what happens.

You Say: I want someone who’s the epitome of  beauty.

I Say: I want someone who’s the epitome of simplicity.

You Say: I want someone who has a gorgeous body.

I Say: I want someone who has a gorgeous outlook in life.

You Say: I want someone who’s perfect.

I Say: I want someone who’s real.

You Say: I want someone who’s fashionable.

I Say: I want someone who’s passionate.

You Say: I want someone who can give me everything.

I Say: I want someone who can give up everything for me.

You Say: I want someone who adores me.

I Say: I want someone who loves me.

You Say: I want someone who gives me constant adulation.

I Say: I want someone who wants to be the only constant person in my life.

You Say: I want someone who doesn’t make mistakes.

I Say: I want someone who makes mistakes and learns from it.